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Ikarion Bane is an isekai LitRPG adventure novel – Book Three in the Ikarion trilogy. The novel continues the exploits of Tito, an anonymous Imago slummer who was mysteriously transported through the Ikarion VR MMO game into the real fantasy world of Ikaris as his alter ego identity, Card the Hedge Merchant. Trapped in a virtual realm with the...

Ikarion Quest is an isekai LitRPG adventure novel – Book Two in the Ikarion trilogy. The novel continues the exploits of Tito, an anonymous Imago slummer who was mysteriously transported through the Ikarion VR MMO game into the real fantasy world of Ikaris as his alter ego identity, Card the Hedge Merchant. Trapped in a virtual realm with no way...

Ikarion Gate is an isekai LitRPG adventure novel – Book One in the Ikarion trilogy. The novel follows the exploits of Tito, a down-on-his-luck and anonymous Imago slummer. Daily, he logs in to Monad’s Ikarion VR MMO to earn survival “gang protection” money in his alter ego identity as Card, the Hedge Merchant. With his fellow player friend Perk,...

Has the old hound finally lost his appetite for the hunt?

Rhett Morgan is working off-books for the Department of Homeland Security. But his handler thinks he’s slipping, suggesting that if he can’t deliver on his contract, it may be time to hang ‘em up.

If only he had something to walk away to, he just might consider it, but the pay is good and...

Solo mode is no longer an option.

Billy doesn’t need friends, especially when playing The Realm Online. So long as he wields the legendary artifact weapon Banhammer, he has little need of parties.

After his character is deleted for terms of service violations, he’s determined to rebuild his character in all its glory. Without help, of course…...

Solo mode is no longer an option.

Billy doesn’t need friends, especially when playing The Realm Online. So long as he wields the legendary artifact weapon Banhammer, he has little need of parties.

After his character is deleted for terms of service violations, he’s determined to rebuild his character in all its glory. Without help, of course…...

The Realm Online needs a hero. He’ll have to grow up first.

Billy’s a friendless teen and child of divorce, but when he’s playing The Realm Online? He’s a legend. Not just a legend, but a god amongst men.

Some say he’s a no-skill hack, that he’s nothing without the mysterious artifact weapon known across the lands as Banhammer. With a unique...

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The Realm Online needs a hero. He’ll have to grow up first.

Billy’s a friendless teen and child of divorce, but when he’s playing The Realm Online? He’s a legend. Not just a legend, but a god amongst men.

Some say he’s a no-skill hack, that he’s nothing without the mysterious artifact weapon known across the lands as Banhammer. With a unique...

With a vision of a galaxy where everyone can be friends, a naive talking donkey couldn’t have picked a worse job.

Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey.

When space pirates capture his ship, they’re hoping for more than a cargo-load of livestock. Notorious Redbeard...

The galaxy is a dangerous place. Even for pirates. Dread Captain Harry is revered as a hero back home on Cern, where his tribe of donkey-riding symbionts have resided peacefully for centuries.

Steve knows better. Unfortunately, it’s his job to play chaperone as youth campers leave their planet for the first time to visit his despised rival.

En...

From Daring Prison Breaks to Galaxy-Expanding Science Fiction

Do you like funny, fast-paced space opera featuring space pirates, surly artificial intelligences, dashing rogues, alien artifacts, and deadly surprises?

You’ll love these three stories from the Starship Ass universe:

• Escape From Aresh Five
• The Overlord of Kepler 186f
• Moon of Ontera

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From Daring Prison Breaks to Galaxy-Expanding Science Fiction

Do you like funny, fast-paced space opera featuring space pirates, surly artificial intelligences, dashing rogues, alien artifacts, and deadly surprises?

You’ll love these three stories from the Starship Ass universe:

• Escape From Aresh Five: A daring prison break to liberate the...

A groundbreaking novel for asses everywhere...

For centuries, donkeys have been underrepresented in the space piracy trade. Harry’s about to change that. But first, much like pirate Haven leader Tone E Robbins, he’ll be forced to confront a dark secret chapter from his past.

Along the way, they’ll be hunted by a Federation foe determined to wipe...

Secret weapon or new best friend?

The mission, should Captain Cass and her intrepid crew of space pirates accept it? Infiltrate the Federation Navy flagship and extract the secret weapon.

Meanwhile, Harold’s donkey host is ailing, which means he’s on the outside-looking-in. As unlikely as it may seem, he’s managed to help them through some of...

Donkeys. Pirates. Pizza.

Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey.

Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation.

Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of...

A Federation deserter.
A ferocious cat alien.
An android of limited intelligence.

On the run and out of work, Federation Navy deserter Cass takes the first job she can get: to liberate the notorious pirate Redbeard from the prison on Aresh Five—which doubles as a tourist attraction for the rich and adventurous.

Using a cover identity, Cass will...

A Federation deserter.
A ferocious cat alien.
An android of limited intelligence.

On the run and out of work, Federation Navy deserter Cass takes the first job she can get: to liberate the notorious pirate Redbeard from the prison on Aresh Five—which doubles as a tourist attraction for the rich and adventurous.

Using a cover identity, Cass will...

No one ever told us that baby-led weaning was a lie.
We always vowed that we’d never be that family. The one with the five-year-old child suckling at the mom’s chest out in public. But, with two years to go, our little monster has vowed that she’ll never give them up.