Starship Ass

Donkeys. Pirates. Pizza.

Symbiont Harry—rejected by his tribe, exiled from home, and braying at the stars—is imprisoned in the form of a donkey.

Trapped on an interstellar livestock vessel, Harry dreams of being loved, or at least having a decent conversation.

Space pirates capture the ship, hoping to score. What to do with a hold full of...

Secret weapon or new best friend?

The mission, should Captain Cass and her intrepid crew of space pirates accept it? Infiltrate the Federation Navy flagship and extract the secret weapon.

Meanwhile, Harold’s donkey host is ailing, which means he’s on the outside-looking-in. As unlikely as it may seem, he’s managed to help them through some of...

A groundbreaking novel for asses everywhere...

For centuries, donkeys have been underrepresented in the space piracy trade. Harry’s about to change that. But first, much like pirate Haven leader Tone E Robbins, he’ll be forced to confront a dark secret chapter from his past.

Along the way, they’ll be hunted by a Federation foe determined to wipe...

From Daring Prison Breaks to Galaxy-Expanding Science Fiction

Do you like funny, fast-paced space opera featuring space pirates, surly artificial intelligences, dashing rogues, alien artifacts, and deadly surprises?

You’ll love these three stories from the Starship Ass universe:

• Escape From Aresh Five: A daring prison break to liberate the...

The galaxy is a dangerous place. Even for pirates. Dread Captain Harry is revered as a hero back home on Cern, where his tribe of donkey-riding symbionts have resided peacefully for centuries.

Steve knows better. Unfortunately, it’s his job to play chaperone as youth campers leave their planet for the first time to visit his despised rival.

En...